Alan Alexander Miln. The house at Pooh Corner -
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--------------------------------------------------------------- Original of this document is at http://www.hiiumaa.ee/puhhiraamat/part2/pooh2_0.html --------------------------------------------------------------- DEDICATION You gave me Christopher Robin, and then You breathed new life in Pooh. Whatever of each has left my pen Goes homing back to you. My book is ready, and comes to greet The mother it longs to see -- It would be my present to you, my sweet, If it weren't your gift to me. AN Introduction is to introduce people, but Christopher Robin and his friends, who have already been introduced to you, are now going to say Good-bye. So this is the opposite. When we asked Pooh what the opposite of an Introduction was, he said "The what of a what?" which didn't help us as much as we had hoped, but luckily Owl kept his head and told us that the Opposite of an Introduction, my dear Pooh, was a Contradiction; and, as he is very good at long words, I am sure that that's what it is.
Why we are having a Contradiction is because last week
when Christopher Robin said to me, "What about that story you
were going to tell me about what happened to Pooh when----" I
happened to say very quickly, "What about nine times a hundred
and seven ?" And when we had done that one, we had one about
cows going through a gate at two a minute, and there are three
hundred in the field, so how many are left after an hour and a
